What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the frog starve?
How long will dinner be?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
