What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?