What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What animals make the best students?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Where do books sleep?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?