What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?