What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What condiment has wings?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?