What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Which elf is the best singer?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
