What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which animal is the most religious?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?