Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?