What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a short cow?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a henway?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?