What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
