What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?