Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are cowboys always religious?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?