Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
