Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How does dinner smell?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the fish blush?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?