Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where do kittens go to school?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What game do bats excel at?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?