What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's the most athletic footwear?