Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?