Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are goats so funny?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?