What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?