How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What siblings are always sad?
How was the wedding?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
It's allergy season again?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What reads and lives in an apple?