Which musician loves to make chili?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do you grill cheese?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?