Which dog loves to rob banks?
A gold-en retriever.
Why did the whale cross the road?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
