What table can you never sit at?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?