What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do two skunks argue?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
