What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?