What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do goldfish go camping?