What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Surprise!!!!
How does a squid go into battle?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What sport are eggs the best at?