What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
I broke my finger!
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a sad latte?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Did you take the patient's temperature?