What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?