Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why are trees always so positive?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why was the dog so popular?
How did the toad die?
What kind of music do planets like?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
