What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?