Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why was the mime upset?