Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you give a sick pig?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?