Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the whale cross the road?