What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Bears love exotic cars.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?