What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?