What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures.
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
When do cows get tired?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Where does laundry go to college?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?