Why do cows always skip gym class?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?