Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
In the potholes.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What's a henway?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
That bird won't stop squawking.
When do astronauts eat?