Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
David Bow-tie.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?