Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?