What did the painter say to the wall?
How long do chickens work?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do fish use for glasses?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?