What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do cows say on NYE?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
