What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?