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Use a cowculator.
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When do ghosts love to go camping?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?