Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's the richest basketball team?