What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What bee is good for your health?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?