What are you studying in math?
Everything under the sum!
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How do you make a bear really angry?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
