Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do bees go on their vacation?