What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a forklift?
What's black and white and red all over?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What is blue and not heavy?
How does the sun listen to music?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the duck cross the road?