Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of computers do horses use?