What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
This is so row-mantic!
What do you call two birds in love?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
A book just fell on my head.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
