What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?