What did the ocean say to the beach?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How do hurricanes see?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?