What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What is the coolest country?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How do frogs get to work?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?