What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What is the most adorable season?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?