What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?