What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do bees chew?
