Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why is a computer so smart?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why was the broom late for school?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What animal loves a baseball game?