Where does food go to take a nap?
A rest-aurant.
How do scientists grow fruit?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How can you make 7 even?
