What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What game do mice love to play?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How long do chickens work?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
How do automobiles fly?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?