What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?