What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do tough ducks come from?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do bees buzz?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
