What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's the noisiest food?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
When should you stop for a glow worm?