What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?