Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?