When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
