When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What is the smallest lion?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
When do astronauts eat?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How much does freedom weigh?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the frog starve?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?