What do ducks get after they eat?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?