How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
Why do cats love to work?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?