How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why are cowboys always religious?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What animal likes to party the most?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
