What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?