When do cows get tired?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?