What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's the most masculine animal?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
