When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Which superhero is best at baseball?