What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?