What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's the friendliest pen?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?