What do you call an artistic dog?
A real paw-casso.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do chips wear socks?
What tea do footballers drink?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?