What animal always goes to heaven?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?