What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
