Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do cows say on NYE?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?