What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the friendliest pen?
What makes music in your hair?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?