What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a magical reptile?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
How do you organize a space party?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the waiter ask the frog?