How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How did the tree get lost?
