What did the bread do on vacation?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Where do chips wear socks?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?