Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?