Why is it hard to hire a clown?
They have big shoes to fill.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did summer say to spring?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?