Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?