Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do bees chew?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Surprise!!!!
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?