Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?