Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How long do chickens work?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How do billboards talk?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?