Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do fish do at parades?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
