Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?