Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are sandals so indecisive?