Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?