What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?