Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?