Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
How did the tree get lost?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
