Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Do dads always snore?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?