Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
