What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?