What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which relative loves rice?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?