What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
The Flash!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Do dads always snore?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
