What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
The Flash!
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do kittens know so much about church?