What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What is the most adorable season?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How does a polar bear build a house?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a Zen egg?