Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?