Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why are fish such good architects?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?