I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why was the bee sad?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
