How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?