Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
When should you start writing a book?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?