Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What car always breaks the rules?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the window need an aspirin?