How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
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What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?