Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
