Why do math teachers love March?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's the friendliest pen?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you make a cow float?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?