Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
She was always saying cheese.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?