You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?