Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What makes music in your hair?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?