What does a lion call an antelope?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do ducks get after they eat?