We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What cartoon character loves insects?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do you get to Tooth Island?