Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
I broke my finger!
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What table can you never sit at?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?