We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How does the sun listen to music?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Where do goldfish go camping?