We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the frog starve?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
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Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?