We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What is a table you can eat?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
