We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
They kept getting mooed off the stage.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How do lawyers say goodbye?