How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which relative loves rice?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do fleas travel?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?