How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are ghosts always single?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where do ants go to eat?
Where do bees go on their vacation?