How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What does an evil hen lay?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why are turtles so shy?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a vacation at home?
