How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?