How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
There aren't any pupils to see.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was the math book sad?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which state has the best streets?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?