What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How is life like toilet paper?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the foal cough?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What makes music in your hair?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
