What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?