What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
A giraffe with a sore throat.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?