Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What insect runs away from everything?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How do you make a cow float?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?