What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a peanut in space?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?