Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?