Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?