What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?