What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the frog starve?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's a cat's favorite color?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do birds threaten one another?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do you make a bandstand?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
