How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What does a panda ghost say?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
