How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?