How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why was the bud so shy?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?