How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What cartoon character loves insects?