How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a Zen egg?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?