What did you learn in school today, son?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Can February March?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?