Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are cars magic?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you give a sick lemon?