Why are billionaires such good parents?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why is money so stubborn?