What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What birds make average students?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do ants go to eat?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?