Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why are cars magic?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?