Where do termites go camping?
A tented house.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's the politest month?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?