What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What game do bats excel at?