What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the foal cough?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?