Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Of course, it's where my foot goes!
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What is the smallest lion?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why was the bee sad?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is the strongest animal?
What's the friendliest pen?
