Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How does a barber get to work?