Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call octopus twins?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Families are like fudge.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?