What job did the corn on the cob get?
Cash-ear.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the loudest sport?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which insect makes the best father?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
When do astronauts eat?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do insects learn at school?