Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
