Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What nationality are most fish?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
When does a horse talk?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What makes music in your hair?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do fish do at parades?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?