Which dog belongs in a band?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?