Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?