What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do jokesters study in college?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
