What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are ghosts always single?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call octopus twins?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the echo get detention?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which plant has the best roar?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?