Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How is cat food sold?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which animal will never go bald?
